You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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