I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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