super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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