Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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