I want to have your abortion
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
only you would photoshop your dick
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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