Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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