I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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