using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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