i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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