He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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