Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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