Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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