He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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