You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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