How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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