thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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