Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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