my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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