I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Let's get the cat blown out
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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