I must be too annoying 4 u.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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