Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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