she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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