She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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