I didn't shave. On purpose
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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