How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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