Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
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