So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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