i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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