at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
