Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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