Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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