like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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