Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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