no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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