im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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