It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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