He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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