OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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