you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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