it hurts more in the daytime
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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