i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
The beer is more important than you right now.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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