JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
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