This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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