i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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