3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I wish you could order shots online.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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