I molested 6 butterflies tonight
She announced her abortion via fbk
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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