You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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