its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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