Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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