3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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