so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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