the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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