Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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